Funny Email Questionnaires

A dull working environment can certainly have a soporific effect on most of us. However, there is a new stress buster that will have all your colleagues laughing their heads off and waking up from the deep slumber. Emails are one of the best ways to take a short break from work and get rid of all the stress that has been bogging you down.

Here are some funny questions that you can include in your questionnaire to get you started:

• Why are boxing rings square?
• Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?

• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
• If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
• When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
• Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
• Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?
• If a missing person sees his picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would he get the money?

• How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
• Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
• Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he usually doesn't wear any pants?

Try to add some of your own findings to this collection and tell the same to your friends too, when you forward the email to them. This way the list will keep on increasing and add more fun to it!