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Facebook Statuses about Life

Rujuta Borkar
Facebook statuses about life have got to be among the most popular of all status messages and quotes on Facebook. I'm sure you agree. Want to read through some of the best Facebook statuses about life? Read the following story for a list of some of the best.
Facebook, Facebook, Facebook. What's this addiction that has taken over the world?
The flurry to check your notifications, the scanning of the public wall, the sharing of videos, the blocking of games... and then sometime, somewhere in all those hundreds of status messages that read in the lines of 'I think I'll have a cup of hot tea', you find some of the most profound statuses about life.
Some simple, some deep, some very subtle, some dark... but all of them thought provoking... making you think about life and love. Of how you've been there, how you've done that too.
Making you nostalgic about the situations you've dealt with and how until now you'd never really thought of it, but suddenly these Facebook statuses mirror your state of mind just right.
It is some of these Facebook statuses that we will be looking into in the remainder of this article. I think you'll like them.

...About Life and Love

So what's a young heart got to do if their life revolves around love? How is it supposed to distinguish and differentiate between the two? It can't, it can't. In honor of that theme then, here are some statuses about life and love.
I'm the author of my life. Unfortunately I'm writing in pen so I can't erase my mistakes.

Life is simple: Eat. Sleep. Change your Facebook status.

Just when the mind found the answers, the heart changed the question.

Came but for friendship, and took away love.
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.

Life is short; talk fast.

The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.

Just because this isn't a fairytale doesn't mean people can't live happily ever after.
I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get used to it.

...is trying to sell a useless set of feelings.

...is pretending that she doesn't exist.

The problem is that as much as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you.
If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again.

What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things, instead of using people and loving things.
When you are in love and you get hurt, it's like a cut... it will heal, but there will always be a scar.

People change, things go wrong. Just remember life goes on.

At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport.

Funny Statuses about Life and Love

Humor is one of the best ways to deal with life, right? Laugh it off, they say, and that makes complete sense. To view life in an unconventional way and take the edge off the problems, that is what these status messages will help you with.
...has thought about getting out of bed... still thinking, still thinking...

I miss you like a retard misses the point.

says... don't let life get in the way of your dreams... go back to sleep!

...is taking life with a grain of salt...with a slice of lemon...and a shot of Tequlia!!!
I can't really remember, but I think my life must have been a lot more productive before I discovered Facebook.

When I die, I give my friends permission to change my status to 'is dead'.

...is going into hibernation... call me when it's safe to come out.
If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of 'Johnson's No More Tears', would it create beautiful irony?

Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don't know when.

We have so much in common. You want to travel, I want you to go.
...dreams of a better world. Where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Never make the same mistake twice, There are so many new ones. Try a different one each day.

We come from the land of the Kama Sutra. Probably that's the reason why life f***s us in more ways than we can anticipate.
Now tell me these weren't nice. Didn't some of them get you laughing, some reminiscing, some nostalgic, and others just tickled? I bet they did. No matter what anyone says, Facebook has entered and is here to stay.
So if you can't beat it, join it, and go get some of them perfect Facebook statuses about life, plaster them onto your wall and let the comments flow.