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Facebook Status Quotes

Pankaj Chobharkar
Facebook is all about connecting, discovering and for some people, updating statuses. However, no one actually stops and reads your updates, unless they are witty or interesting. Here's how you can arouse some attention.

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You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C.S. Lewis
Being 'Facebook' active is something that has become a necessity, a priority above everything else. Updating the Facebook status is a compulsory daily task for most teenagers these days. But what to update every time, ten times a day? Well, it is all about coming up with some wacky line, and lo, you have become an instant celebrity overnight.
However, if you do not happen to have awesomely active gray cells, you can help yourself to some of these Facebook-friendly quotes for the time being. ;-) Have a go!

It's Life Mate

  • Being miserable is a habit. Being happy is a habit. The choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins
  • Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes
  • You can have everything in life you want, if you will just help enough other people get what they want. - Zig Ziglar
  • Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley
  • God gives every bird a worm, but he does not throw it into the nest. - Swedish Proverb
  • There's no greater happiness in this world than to see your child grow and realize his dreams and not just your own.
  • Life isn't what you want it to be, it's what you make it become. - Anthony Ryan
  • You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
  • Don't think of the things you did not get after praying. Think of the unlimited blessings God gave you without asking.
  • Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want. - Dan Stanford

Love Will Keep Us Alive

  • Missing you is the definition of hope.
  • Just b'coz you miss someone, doesn't mean you need them back in your life. Missing is just a part of moving on. :-(
  • Love that we can not have is the one that lasts the longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest. - Kay Knudsen
  • Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion.
  • If you love someone you would be willing to give up everything for them, but if they loved you back they'd never ask you to. :-\
  • Don't let someone become your everything, because when they're gone you have nothing. - Kenya Mitchell
  • The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love and be loved in return.
  • The bravest thing that men do is love women. - Mort Sahl
  • We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. :-D
  • The problem is that as much as I can't force you to love me, I can't force myself to stop loving you.
  • The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. - Josiah G. Holland
  • To love is nothing. To be loved is something. To love and be loved is everything.

Laugh Out Loud

  • Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: Same thing.
  • I am finally old enough to realize my father was right, but now my kids think I am wrong. :-(
  • World Population Rank: 1. China 2. India 3. Facebook 4. USA 5. MySpace 6. Indonesia 7. Brazil 8. Twitter.
  • Top Tip of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked, "do you have any firearms with you?". Do not reply, "what do you need?".
  • All work and no play, will make you a manager. ;-)
  • At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
  • Dear YouTube, please just assume that I'd like to 'skip ad'. You don't need to ask anymore.
  • I am not saying that I am smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long. - Daniel Tosh
  • Since it's the thought that counts, I'll just keep on thinking about doing exercise.
  • In a perfect world, you would be able to mark people as spam in real life.
  • Dear Humans, I used to be the Internet. Sincerely, The Library.
  • I have to stop saying, "how stupid can you be?". I think people are starting to take it as a challenge. :-/
  • Say no to drugs, but then, if you are talking to drugs, you are probably already on drugs.

Friends Come First

  • Texting your friend something funny that happened and then you remember you are mad at them. :-P
  • I don't know what my friend's address is, but I know exactly where his house is.
  • Friends buy you lunch. Best friend eats your lunch.
  • Saying, 'I am on my way', when you have not even stepped out of the house. :-P
  • When our phones fall, we panic. When our friends fall, we laugh.
  • Trying to find Narnia in your cupboard with your friends, and having to come to terms with the fact that it isn't there.
  • The weird conversation that only you and your best friend understand. ;-)
  • When your friend has not texted you back in 10 minutes, and you start thinking of all the ways that they could have died.
  • Punishment: Getting your seat changed for talking to your friend too much. Solution: Talking louder to reach across the room.
  • Refusing to go to sleep because you are determined that they're going to text you back. :-P
  • Dear best friend, I promise to be your lesbian lover, when an ugly guy hits on you.
  • That awesome moment, when one person in class misbehaves, and the entire class gets to stand outside.
  • A rejected high five is one of the biggest insults there is. :-/

Way to Go Girl!

  • Doing a hair flip and then your hair gets stuck in your lip gloss!
  • I wish mirrors and pictures would get together and agree on what I really look like.
  • That moment when you actually breathe in as hard as possible to hide your paunch for that sexy look in a photograph.. :-*
  • When the biggest pimple in the history of pimples decides to show up on the day of your first date...
  • Admit it, we all walk a little faster when a white van pulls up near us.
  • Me to my boyfriend: Forget butterflies, the whole zoo erupts in my stomach when I see you. :-*
  • "I am not like most girls", say most girls.
  • Some men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
  • It's amazing how guys take care of their Jordan's, but can't take care of a woman.
  • Go for younger men, they never mature anyway. :-P
  • You call it betrayal, I call it giving you a taste of your own medicine.

Boys Will be 'buoys'

  • You just gotta smile in her direction. Works every time! ;-)
  • Every man needs a woman when his life is in a mess; because, just like in a game of chess, the queen protects the king.
  • Never underestimate the power of weirdness. It can get you far in life.
  • You call it lazy, I call it selective participation. ;-)
  • Going for a hug, sensing rejection, pretend to brush your hair, nice save.
  • Go ahead and tell rumors about me. I love learning things I never ever knew about myself.
  • Two girls wearing the same shirt would avoid each other as much as possible. Two guys wearing the same shirt, "BRO, let's hang out together.". :-D
  • Men have a basic understanding of complex ideas. Women have a complex understanding of basic ideas.
  • "The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing!", say most guys.
I am sure these quotes would help you come up with some of your own "awesome" status updates. And here's a parting quote that I am really tempted to put up as my status;
Some people are such treasures, you really just wanna bury them, and bury them really deep!! :-D :-P