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Collection of Great Facebook Statuses

Kundan Pandey
Want to update your status to gain several likes, comments, and shares? Here is a vast collection of great Facebook statuses that you can use to achieve this feat.
Facebook is fast becoming, or rather has become, a virtual hangout that has no barriers in terms of time, geographic location, or safety. You can virtually be with your friends any time of the day, sharing jokes, conversations, and debates. Status updates are another way of showing what's on your mind. If you want to update your status and start some activity on your wall, these statuses will definitely help. Check them out!

Great Facebook Status Quotes

If you encounter some really inspiring or meaningful words of wisdom, you can post them on Facebook and share with your network of friends. Words have an inherent power and if they are able to express our emotions or what we're feeling in the moment, they become great healers. Here are some of the most popular quotes that you will love to post on Facebook.
"You can do anything, but not everything."
― David Allen
"The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least."
― Unknown
"You must be the change you wish to see in the world."
― Gandhi
"When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean."
― Lin-Chi
"The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking."
― A. A. Milne
"To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
― Abraham Maslow
"We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit."
― Aristotle
"My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists."
― Jean Rostand
"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."
― Lily Tomlin
"I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back."
― Richard Lewis
"What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do."
― John Ruskin
"Try a thing you haven't done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it.
Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not."
― Virgil Garnett Thomson
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
― Will Rogers
"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily."
― Zig Ziglar
"The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes."
― Marcel Proust
"Work like you don't need money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like no one's watching."
― Unknown Author

Funny Facebook Status Quotes

Humor has a great place on Facebook. You must be laughing out loud when you encounter some funny statuses posted by your friends. Now you can update your status these funny one-liners.
"If Google can't find it, you are screwed."
"I stepped on a cornflake. Does that mean I'm a cereal killer?"
...is "never on schedule, but always on time."
...is the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!
"Yo Mamas So Fat She Downloaded Cheats For Wii Fat!"
...is going off the rails on a crazy train
...is putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie.
"Some men inherit money, some earn it, and some are lawyers."
"Why don't you understand me like my iPhone does??"
...is everything you're not.
...is spitting in your general direction.
"All work and no play, will make you a manager."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away but if the doctor is beautiful throw the
apple away!"
"This dog is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word
"Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up."
...is poking you with a spork
...is "wondering what flavor milkshake "brings all the boys to the yard"
...is havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.
...is a mystery you'll never solve
...is riding ponies outside Wal-Mart. . .I need quarters
...is going to the dark side...they have candy
"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you
haven't wasted a whole day."
"Computers: Working daily to make the human brain obsolete."
"Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?"
"I once cried when I had no Facebook....Then i met someone with no Internet!"
"If 'poli' means many, and 'tics' mean bloodsucking creatures, then what does 'politics' mean?‌"
...is "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others "status" is".
...is out walking her pet fish
...is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..
...is bringing sexy back? honey you are the reason sexy left in the first place!
These are some of the best status updates that you can use to express what's on your mind today. Keep posting!