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Best Facebook Status Quotes

Tulika Nair
Cannot think of a funny or intriguing-enough Facebook status? It is probably time to take inspiration from some eloquent public figures. We have compiled a list of great quotes that you could use as your status on Facebook.
A quick look at any Facebook profile and you will be astounded by the efforts that people put in to come up with a status message that sets them apart from the crowd.
No more is Facebook a way of just networking; it is in fact a way of life. So you are bombarded with Facebook status changes every few minutes to keep up in the race of having one of the most funny statuses.
The problem with that race is that more often than not, you don't have many funny or interesting things to say. What do you do then? Well, take inspiration from the best. There are so many clever authors, celebrities, comedians, politicians, etc., out there that you can always find something funny or clever to quote.
These quotes that we at Techspirited have compiled, will not only establish your brilliance but also give you credit for finding something truly engaging to say.

Best Quotes for Facebook Statuses

At Buzzle, we have scoured the virtual world and brought you some brilliant quotes that you can definitely use as a status message. Do always remember to attribute the person whose quote it is. After all, credit should always be given where it is deserved.
You can do anything, but not everything.
-David Allen

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-The Story of Philosophy by William Durant (expanding on Aristotle's thought)

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
-Oscar Levant
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand!
-Joe R. Lansdale

Just the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
-Carl Sagan
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
-Lily Tomlin 

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
-Robert Wilensky

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
-Scott Adams

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
-Woody Allen
The best is the enemy of good.

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking.
-Albert Einstein
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
-Christopher Hampton

The best listeners listen between the lines.
-Nina Malkin
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it.
-Cale Yarborough

Be curious, not judgemental.
-Walt Whitman

Best Facebook Status Lines

If these quotes just will not do the trick, then here are some of the best Facebook status messages that you can use.
... dreams of a better world ... where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

ǝןƃuɐ ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן ɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ sı
... wishes life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Sorry I haven't been online in a while. 2 weeks ago my PC beat me at chess, so I challenged it to kick boxing. Just got the screen fixed.
thinks that if your relationship status says, "It's complicated", then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to "Single".

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it?

is havingtrou blewiththe spacebar.

My favorite mythical creature: The Honest Politician.

The winner of the rat race is still a rat.

is rejecting your reality and substituting it with his own.

is thinking so what if Jesus turned water into wine? I turned a whole student loan into beer once. Your move, Jesus.
is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them.

doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.
These are just some of the Facebook status messages that you could use when you change your status for the day. Some of the best Facebook statuses are generally those that you have thought of yourself as they are unique, individualistic, and novel.