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Awesome Facebook Statuses

Naomi Sarah
Update your status with these awesome Facebook statuses that are sure to have people commenting about, with 'like' hits on a definite rise from there on...
Those who are Internet savvy will know just how multi-purpose Facebook has become, from multinational companies to the big names in the fashion/music industry putting up their very own personal accounts online for public viewing.
It's a great way to expose one's business or to find potential clients and other facets of getting across to the public in an easy and cost free manner. It's a great way of bringing worlds together, and forming bridges over barricades.
Before we get into some amazing Facebook statuses that you can have scrawled across your wall let's first take a look at what founder Mark Zuckerberg has done to this web changing network.
Zuckerberg knows how to surpass the ordinary with umpteen strategies in place, seen almost every month or so when one logs onto Facebook. If you've logged onto the social network you'll notice how the image options have changed drastically, with a pop up window and a slide-to-next-photograph option conveniently placed on either side of the image as arrows.
It's getting even more user oriented where even those who haven't even crossed the teenage age mark are familiarizing themselves with this mammoth social networking set up. It's no joke, with programming geeks looking up to Zuckerberg as their guru. It's true - no one can surmount or even come close to par with what Facebook has made of itself.

Amazing Facebook Status Ideas

Ever stare at your screen and run dry out of ideas on how to get people to take notice of what you have to say through your status update? Well here are some famous people's quotes that you can use as one of many cool Facebook statuses, where users will take notice of what you have to convey.
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions" - Scott Adams
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." - Will Rogers
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper" - Jerry Seinfeld
"If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does." - Alice in Wonderland (The Dutchess)
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." - Homer Simpson
"Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." - Clue (Mrs. White)
"You've got to be honest; if you can fake that, you've got it made." - George Burns
"Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine." - Robert C. Gallagher
"The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions." - Ellen Glasgow
"People don't change. Only their costumes do." - Gene Moore
"All I know is in this moment." - D.K. Christi
"I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be." - Bret Hart
"When all else fails, there's always delusion." - Conan O'Brien
"Here is a little fact. You are going to die." - Markus Zusak

Facebook Statuses About Love

There are so many emotions that are coursing through our bodies, and sometimes we just need an outlet to vent out all of that emotion be it verbally or in this case, in a status update. Feeling blue? Or maybe in love? Lonesome? Heartbroken even? For all those different shades of having love, or losing out on it, here are some of the most beautiful Facebook statuses on love, in all its varied forms.
"Love is a serious mental disease." - Plato
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Albert Einstein
"Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile." - Elizabeth Browning
"There is no love sincerer than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw
"t's a very brave thing to fall in love. You have to be willing to trust somebody else with your whole being, and that's very difficult, really difficult and very brave." - Nicole Kidman
"After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breathe and reboot." - Sex and the City (Sarah Jessica Parker)
"To be a couple, do you have to put your single self on a shelf?" - Sarah Jessica Parker
"Sex makes everything more complicated. Even not having it because the not having it makes it complicated." - The Holiday (Amanda)
"Uninhibited. Uncensored. Unmarried." - Bridget Jones's Diary (Bridget)
"Don't let someone become your everything, because when they're gone you have nothing." -Kenya Mitchell
"The hottest love has the coldest end." Socrates
"The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends." - Gwyneth Paltrow
"We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey." - Kenji Miyazawa
"Turn your wounds into wisdom." - Oprah Winfrey
"No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today." - Brendan Francis
There are a ton of ideas lying about for you to word out and put up as your status. Just remember to keep it interesting and personal, so that people come swarming in to leave a comment or two; who knows, they could even 'like' it.